kristy's drunk wife
25, pan, cis female (she/her/hers), canadian, writer, frequently intoxicated, plagued by nicotine withdrawals. small angry enjolras by packets-of-tea. bisexual rallying cry by lordbyronsbloomers.

© everlark
0030715:

simon that shirt makes you look ridiculous

0030715:

simon that shirt makes you look ridiculous


the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

p41g3r4nk1n:

pumpkinappearifier:

maid-of-space04:

sawakoyamanaka:

kisa2012:

sawakoyamanaka:

butmaddnessismorefun:

sawakoyamanaka:

fagish:

sawakoyamanaka:

*breaks a glass bottle* who wants to fight *accidentally cuts someone* oh my god are you ok

this post is so canadian

i live in texas

you’re definitely Canadian

IM NOT FUCKING CANADIAN

One of us, one of us. 

WHATS GOING ON

ONE OF US, ONE OF US.

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

image

IM GOING TO CRY SOMEONE JUST GOT CANADIANIZED


funnywildlife:

Spectacled Flying Foxes, Pteropus conspicillatus, Australia by AusBatPerson on Flickr.

funnywildlife:

Spectacled Flying Foxes, Pteropus conspicillatus, Australia by AusBatPerson on Flickr.


onlyblackgirl:

talking to white people about racism


Smash Mouth vs Smash Mouth vs Smash Mouth
DJ Grumbles

fucking-tiger:

girouxtiful:

tegansenpai:

savefrog:

vendant:

omensetters:

nowacking:

thegrumbliestpuppy:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

the mashup you didnt need.

It took me two days to find this again and I’m never letting go

ohmy god. its the smash mouth fugue i’ve been looking for it for so long GOD DAMNIT IT’S HERE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

absolute ogreload.

don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming

image

I HAVE HEARD THE SONG OF ANGELS

This is very important

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER


music    lols    

drunkjolras:

nonnonmodernist is taking requests for postcards (i responded to a previous post of hers, and received a postcard, and it was lovely) so i’ve decided to follow her lead

if you want a postcard, drop yr address in my inbox. please let me know if you would like stickers on your postcard, or if you would like me to vandalize your postcard before sending it.


devilmonster18:

sunwukong-stoaway:

ringaroundtheprose:

the-captain-of-davesol:

imageimage

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

ITS BACK!


nonnonmodernist is taking requests for postcards (i responded to a previous post of hers, and received a postcard, and it was lovely) so i’ve decided to follow her lead

if you want a postcard, drop yr address in my inbox. please let me know if you would like stickers on your postcard, or if you would like me to vandalize your postcard before sending it.


nonnonmodernist    pstcrds    

You are a hipster, accept it. You're going to live in Montreal, and have adorable hair and glasses and be super snark and also really cool. Total Hipster. This ain't even an AU.

Moonlighting as a hipster cause I just look so fucking cute in glasses.

Moonlighting as a hipster cause I just look so fucking cute in glasses.


kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful


For @youtastelikesatsuma — yesterday, tired and unwashed.

For @youtastelikesatsuma — yesterday, tired and unwashed.


Emmett Scanlan in Nokia Video (x)


eugh    emmett scanlan    

Because there is what I believe. And then there’s you.